Archive for March, 2010

Does breast enlargement makes better sex life?

March 27, 2010

A lot of my Stumblers friends send me pictures of big boob’s women (see some sample pictures below).  All of us are familiar with the quote “size doesn’t matter” and I was wondering:  is it? So I did some research on the net and here what I found.

A recent medical study entitled “Better sex from the knife? An intimate look at the effects of cosmetic surgery on sexual practices1” published in the Aesthetic Surgery Journal a medical peer reviewed publication, reported the results of a study focusing on the effects of body contouring on intimacy and sexual relationships.

  • In the study all the respondents were women, with a mean age of 38 years.
  • More than 95% of respondents reported improvements in body image.
  • Eighty percent of breast augmentation respondents and 50% of body surgery respondents declared improvements in sexual satisfaction.
  • Fifty percent of breast and 60% of body respondents had changed to more provocative attire.
  • Approximately 70% of the breast and body group testified that their partner’s sex life had been enhanced.
  • More than 30% of breast patients and 50% of body patients reported an enhanced ability to achieve orgasm.
  1. Better sex from the knife? An intimate look at the effects of cosmetic surgery on sexual practices
    Aesthetic Surgery Journal, Volume 26, Issue 1, Pages 12-17
    G. Stofman, T. Neavin, P. Ramineni, A. Alford

My conclusion:

Despite the continuous trend in fashion industry to present thin, starving models (Skinny Twiggy started in the 80’s) the majority of real people prefer real life women, equally popular among men and women.

We with DD cup are better equipped for better sex experience and our partners enjoy more compared to those skinny models.

Love to hear your opinion – Brenda

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Who is the BOSS?

March 22, 2010

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the boss is?

I should be in charge, said the brain

Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.

I should be in charge, said the blood

Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.

I should be in charge, said the stomach

Because I process food and give all of you energy.

I should be in charge, said the legs

Because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.

I should be in charge, said the eyes

Because I allow the body to see where it goes.

I should be in charge, said the rectum

Because I’m responsible for waste removal.

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

The Moral of the story?  Even though the others do all the work….

The ass hole is usually in charge

The Cuckoo Clock

March 17, 2010

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. “I promise!”

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn’t seem disturbed at all. (Whew! Got away with that one!).

Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, “oh, crap,” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the dog and farted.”



A great friend gave me his permission to publish this one

Thank you flipsake on stumbleupon.com

Hope you enjoy as much as I am and love to hear back from you
Brenda

Fun – Transform yourself

March 15, 2010

I found this nice web-site which enables you to play with your images. A sample of my transformed pictures is below as well as few fun examples.

Hope you enjoy!  And you can play by yourself by going to the link below:

http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/fof/index.html

Guess who is in the last 3 pictures?

I would love to hear from you!

Brenda

Birds and the Bees

March 5, 2010

Funny way – How to explain “the birds and the bees” to young kids….


Winter Passion – Hot Tub

March 3, 2010

One of the best things we can do during winter is having hot tub prepared for us by our lover. Adding bubbles, perfumes or oils, is very romantic and it is known to have anti-aging effect on our skin. This simple water additive allows the body to discard the excess dead skin and to soften the skin while making it healthier, smoother, moister and desirable.

For you men, learn how to pamper us. When we are coming back home from long day, driving in the snow looking for love, you can make just for us a hot passion bath with Champaign and candles. Your reward is guaranteed!

There are many bath recipes available; one of the best is Aphrodite Passion (Greek goddess of love, beauty and sexuality).

By buying a few simple items you can do it yourself and you can make attractive bottles of it to give as gifts to your friends so they learn too.

Most of what you need you can get at the local supermarket or pharmacy.

You will need:

50ml of carrier oil – best is grapes-seed oil

10 drops Sandalwood essential oil

5 drops Patchouli essential oil

5 drops Ylang Ylang essential oil

Blend the oils together and store in an amber glass bottle.

After you fill the hot water add about 10ml of the bath oil.

Enjoy!