The Creator of Harley Davidson Motorcycle

March 25, 2011

Arthur Davidson the creator of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation and the slogan “Take The Work Out Of Bicycling” passed-away in 1950.

Sexy girl in bikini on motorcycle

Sexy girl in bikini on motorcycle


At the gate of heaven, St. Gabriel told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.” St. Gabriel took Arthur to the Chair room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, “Hey, aren’t you the creator of woman?” God said, “Ah, yes.” “Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design faults in your invention:

There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end bulge;

Most of the rear-ends are too soft and shake too much;

The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

It gossips constantly at high speeds;

And the maintenance costs are shocking.”

“Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.” God went to his cosmic super computer typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

Sexy girl in blue bikini on motorcycle

Sexy girl in blue bikini on motorcycle

“Well, it may be true that my creation is imperfect,” God said to Arthur, “but according to these numbers, more men are riding my creation than yours.”

Cellulite Reduction by Lingerie

January 17, 2011

While some gadgets really do deliver on their promises, others seem to owe their entire existence to wishful thinking and clever marketing, like the Scala Bio-Fir Anti-Cellulite Pants (see below).

Peach perfect: The Scala Bio-Fir Anti-Cellulite knickers promise to reduce cellulite and cost £25

It seems like women’s prayers have finally been answered – underwear that reduces cellulite and improves body shape has gone on sale in the UK at John Lewis stores.
The range is said to be “scientifically proven to significantly reduce cellulite and encourage inch loss in under 30 days”.
The revolutionary garment’s makers claim active bio-crystals contained within the yarn emit heat energy rays which stimulate cell metabolism, improving blood flow.
This, in turn, stimulates the body’s lymphatic drainage system – melting away the subcutaneous fat layer and toxins responsible for cellulite into liquid that can be excreted.
The Daily Mail reports “Shoppers get knickers in a twist in rush to buy best-selling anti-cellulite £25 control pants”

Cellulite Facts and the Media

Cellulite usually appears between the ages of 25 and 35, and progressively worsens with time. Since more than 80% of women are affected by cellulite, this condition doesn’t make any woman “different”. Unfortunately cellulite topics are considered an embarrassing condition and can even occupy precious major newspaper pages with useless information about sexy celebrities like Donatella Versace and Britney Spears that have been spotted with cellulite.

Cellulite is considered a distressing condition in our era and it affects the emotional state of almost every woman leading to:
• Lower self-esteem
• Fear of embarrassment
• Effects on romantic relationships
• Avoidance or decreased enjoyment of certain activities
• Stress from continual efforts to cover up cellulite
The media is fuelling these upsetting feelings and the outcome is time and money wasted on so-called “magic cures” who promise to remove cellulite.

The “Science” behind the Anti-Cellulite Pants

The Scala Bio-Fir Anti-Cellulite Pants look like regular tights, but contain bio-crystals which heat up on contact with the wearer skin. Although somehow this heat remains undetectable to the customer who wears the pants, it is claimed that this heat results in “improved circulation in the thighs, bottom and stomach, encouraging fat cells to ‘melt’ into a liquid”. That’s right, heat that is so small that you can’t feel it, yet is somehow powerful enough to melt your fat cells under the skin, while causing no damage whatsoever to other skin cells.

This is bit embarrassing, in the last decade medical companies developed various non-invasive and non surgical treatments modalities for cellulite reduction. The gold standard technology emerging after the laser is radiofrequency (RF) treatments. The manufacturers of these professional RF systems recommend that it is only used following a consultation with a doctor by operators who have been specially trained to operate the machines. Treatments which combine radiofrequency treatment with laser or intense pulsed light treatment should only be carried out in clinics licensed by the Healthcare Commission.
And now we have pants generating undetectable heat that melt the fat cells? Is that means every time you go for a run, or a hot shower, or put on a pair of warm pants, your fat cells are melting?

Winter surfing

January 1, 2011

With all the snow out there and the cold weather it is remarkable to see other places where surfing in the wind is the winter sports.

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Merry Christmas

December 25, 2010

    May this Christmas gift you with
    all the many blessings of life.

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    Love

    Health

    Prosperity

Shrinking butts – is it for men?

December 17, 2010

A new study in the UK on woman ass size reveals:

80% of the women think their asses are too fat

15% of the women think their asses are too skinny

The other 5% say they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man and would have married him anyway. :))))

For centuries, women have tortured, teased and starved themselves in the hope of reaching that ideal body size. According to a body survey in the UK mag Fabulous, women claim their ideal body size is a 6. When asked, the men said they though the ideal female body size should be a 10.
Which begs the question, who have women been starving themselves for? When you ask your guy, “Do you like skinny girls?” and he says “no,” instead of reflexively calling him a liar and hitting him, maybe you should listen.

He’s been telling the truth all along. So maybe it’s time to cut out the unending parade of diets and accept the fact men like women the way they look, maybe even more so with a few more pounds.

Read more on how Alice Howard from Glam UK shrank her ass

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Booty of the week

December 12, 2010

Sam the Mexican beauty

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Size matter- Left or Right?

December 11, 2010

It’s a fact: people worldwide, and not just men, idolize big breasts. Every year, women spend millions of dollars on breast implants, cosmetic procedures to improve their breasts, breast enlargement pills, pumps and creams.

Considering the role that big breasts play in our culture and society, the amount time, energy, money and emotion that goes into breast enlargement seems justified.

Give me your vote – What do you prefer – Left or Right?

Nissi Beach : Cyprus

October 2, 2010

The island of Cyprus is surrounded by the warm waters of the Mediterranean Sea and has stunning scenery.

Nissi Beach with its lovely white sands and turquoise sea is a beautiful holiday resort. It has some bars and restaurants but is not as active as its neighbor Ayia Napa, for a more energetic night out, the resort of Ayia Napa is a short taxi ride away. Nearby is a superb water park with wild water rides.

Nissi Beach is located 45km east of Larnaca Airport and transfer times to the beach are approximately 1 hour.

Ayia Napa is a thriving resort and has a very lively nightlife, in July and August it is especially popular with the young and dynamic. The bars are open until about 1.30am then most of us head for the clubs which close around 4am.

Stunning young beauties fill the beach with some people in need for fat reduction treatment.

Hi Man – Can you call a Crane?

August 4, 2010

Some guys can make your day – this one surly did it

car in the water

I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal!
Car upside down in the bay – see guy standing on it?
Please please call out the wrecker!

Coming back up…coming…coming

car coming out of water

Coming…coming….coming…almost there

Ooops!

I could have sworn I set the brakes on that truck !

Time to get a Bigger Crane!

big crane

Ok, we got the car…let’s get the other wrecker now!

Ooops! O…O…oohhh No!!!!!!!

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The Greatest Prize

July 29, 2010

Imagine one day you had won the following prize in a major contest:

great prize

Each morning your bank would deposit $ 86,400.00 in your private account for your use.

good morning

However, this prize had rules just as any game has certain rules.

The first sets of rules are:

1. Everything that you didn’t spend during each day would be taken away from you.
2. You may not simply transfer money into some other account.
3. You may only spend it.

Each morning upon awakening, the bank opens your account with another $86,400.00 for that day.

The second set of rules:
1. The bank can end the game without warning; at any moment it can say, “It’s over, the game is over!”
2. It can close the account and you will not receive a new one.

What would you do?

You would buy anything and everything you wanted, right?

Not only for yourself, but for all people you love, right?

Even for people you don’t know, because you couldn’t possibly spend it all on yourself, right?

You would try to spend every cent, and use it all, right?

luxury

ACTUALLY, THIS GAME IS LIFE!!

Each of us is in possession of such a “magical” bank.

We just can’t seem to see it.

THE MAGICAL BANK IS TIME!

Each awakening morning we receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of life,

and when we go to sleep at night, any remaining time is NOT credited to us.

What we haven’t lived up to that day is forever lost.

Yesterday is forever gone.

Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank can dissolve your account at any time…….

WITHOUT WARNING.

live every day

live every day

WELL, what will you do with your 86,400 seconds?

Aren’t they worth so much more than the same amount in dollars?

Think about that, and always think of this:

Enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.

So take that magic laughter pill every morning and enjoy life!

laughter-pill

laughter-pill