Arthur Davidson the creator of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation and the slogan “Take The Work Out Of Bicycling” passed-away in 1950.
At the gate of heaven, St. Gabriel told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.” St. Gabriel took Arthur to the Chair room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, “Hey, aren’t you the creator of woman?” God said, “Ah, yes.” “Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design faults in your invention:
There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end bulge;
Most of the rear-ends are too soft and shake too much;
The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
It gossips constantly at high speeds;
And the maintenance costs are shocking.”
“Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.” God went to his cosmic super computer typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
“Well, it may be true that my creation is imperfect,” God said to Arthur, “but according to these numbers, more men are riding my creation than yours.”